Your AI employees are waiting. The only question is how ready you are to meet them.
You know what you want. You've done the research. You're not here to be convinced — you're here to get started.
CURRENT BUILD QUEUE: 8 UNITS · 2-WEEK LEAD
Ships from Kelowna, BC. We pay shipping. Continental US & Canada.
One hour with our team. We look at your business, your stack, and your biggest bottlenecks — and build your roadmap together.
If you decide to move forward with a TabTab build, the $800 applies to your purchase price.
NEXT AVAILABLE: THIS WEEK
60 minutes. Booked instantly. Roadmap delivered same day.
A private Telegram group where you reach our team directly, ask questions, share wins, and get support from other operators running AI in their businesses. Build customers get 6 months free, then $99/month. Cancel anytime.
Every TabTab node ships with Otto “The Orchestrator” — a separate AI mechanic agent that lives on your machine. When TabTabOS needs an update, when something breaks, when you're not sure what went wrong — open Terminal, type hermes, and Otto gets to work.
Otto runs on his own AI engine, separate from your main agent. So even when your agent is down, your mechanic is up. Usage billed at cost. You only pay when you need him.
You're not buying software. You're buying dedicated AI employees — configured for your business, installed on your hardware, trained by us, shipped to your door. The machine is yours. The agents are yours. There's no monthly platform fee eating your margin. One price. Full ownership.
The $800 session is a strategic roadmap. We don't sell you anything — we help you decide whether a TabTab makes sense for your specific operation. If you move forward with a build, the $800 credits toward your $10K purchase. If not, you walk away with a clear picture of how AI fits your business.
No. The whole point of the build is that we do the technical work, then ship you a machine that's already running. Most of our customers have never opened Terminal before the build. By the end of the 3-hour onboarding, you'll know exactly what to type when you need to.
Gmail, Google Workspace, HubSpot, Salesforce, Pipedrive, JobNimbus, Acculynx, Zuper, ServiceTitan, JustCall, Aircall, CallRail, ClickUp, Monday, Jira, Linear, Notion, Slack, Telegram, QuickBooks Online, Xero, Zoom, Avoma, Gong, CompanyCam — and anything else with an API. Your build includes up to 3 integrations; we install more at cost.
Otto is on-machine and runs independently. For anything Otto can't resolve, you have the TabTab Community — a private Discord and Telegram where you reach the team directly, always on. Six months free, then $99/month to stay in. Hardware-level issues go through Apple's AppleCare, which we configure before shipping.
AI isn't coming to your industry. It's already here. The businesses running it now are getting faster, responding quicker, and closing more — while their competition is still figuring out what a prompt is.